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Obama Revelation of the Day: In Pulitzer Prize-winner David Maraniss’ new book, Barack Obama: The Story, we get quite the insight into the president’s bullying, pot-smoking past. Money quote:
Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted “Intercepted!,” and took an extra hit. No one seemed to mind.
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On April 9 the Duke Lemur Center welcomed two new Pygmy Slow Loris twins to mother Loris, Sovanni. The Duke Lemur is the foremost prosimian research and advocacy center and sanctuary. Prosimians are primitive primates that include lemurs, lorises, bushbabies and tarsiers. (via zooborns)
Ex-POTUS Pic of the Day: Not to be outdone on the cool POTUS front, Bill Clinton was spotted recently at a Monte Carlo casino posing for pictures with pr0n stars, including Brooklyn Lee (on the right), and Tasha Reign. Lee — who posted the pic on her Twitter account Wednesday — recently won an award for “Best Sex Scene” in Mission Asspossible. Reign’s film credits include Baby Got Boobs 8 and Farm Girls Gone Bad. The identity of the gal on the far left hasn’t been confirmed, but chances are…
Hahahaha, Mission Asspossible.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
GAWRSH! UH-HYUK!
Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That
This is easily the best autotune since Bed Intruder and Double Rainbow.
Audiobook of the Day: And now, to stop your Friday morning dead in its tracks: Fifty Shades Of Grey, as read aloud by the biggest name in voiceovers, Gilbert Gottfried. Brillz.
(Not Safe For Work, mommy pr0n AND Gilbert F*cking Gottfried.)
This is another image from our trip to the Oklahoma City Zoo. This Orangutan was the most engaged of all of the animals at the zoo that day. He stared at all the people walking by and it was really surreal to be checked out my such a big one! I shot this with a Canon Rebel XSi equipped with a Canon 55-250mm 4/5.6 lens.
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